movie review : Aisha.

Cast : Abhay deol, Sonam Kapor, Amrita Puri, Cyrus Sahukar.





Director : Rajshir Ojha.




Sonam "dumb" Kapoor plays Aisha a south-Delhi's rich dad's extremely spoilt child. Sonam shops & shops & shops, wears designer short clothes, designer shoes, dances, talks non-sense, goes to polo matches, does some gardening when she's home, feeds dogs at Animal right centre(ARC), bakes cakes, drives a Volkswagen, goes on camping trips, plays a match-maker, thinks about love the entire time. That's it. That's the whole story of the movie . Oh, yes, I forgot, she also smiles foolishly throughout the film.





There was one more character in the film.. I don't quite remember him.. er.. er.. some lanky fellow, ah, yes.. Abhay Deol. What a waste of talent, son. I was quite a fan f your's after Dev D.






P.S. DO NOT WATCH.

movie review : Salt.

Cast : Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber




Director : Phillip Noyce




If you read the script of this film before you watch the movie you'll imagine Tom cruise & no one else doing it. Unfortunately, even Tom imagined himself doing this film & refused it later saying it was "Mission Impossible" kinda film. Bad decision, Tom.



Once Tom's refused it try to imagine someone else for the script.. umm.. may be a woman.. um.. umm.. Jo.. Jolie.. Angelina Jolie, ah yes. That's the only name that comes to mind. And rightly so.




Jolie plays, Evelyn Salt, a CIA agent who's accused f being a Russian spy.



The plot f the film is nuthin great. In fact it's worthy f a ridicule. The only thing that works for Salt is that the lead is a woman and a sexy one at that. The action scenes are too good. Your heart will skip a beat when you see Jolie jumping off the roof-tops f vehicles on a busy free-way. Okay, these kinda action sequences you've seen before but not by a woman, you see. Jolie brings mysteriousness into her character. The film is fast-paced which makes you overlook the holes in the script.




It turns out that Cruise must think twice before rejecting (read : Salt) or accepting (read: Knight and Day) a film. Tym to get a new advisor, eh son?





P.S. worth a watch for Jolie, for action or jus find a reason and go..

movie review : The Expendables.

Cast : Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet li, Mickey Rourke



Direction : Sylvester Stallone.



When thousands f bullets are fired, why the bloody hell they don't hit the heroes?




Sly could've made the movie in a much better way yet he stuck to the pointless fights scenes, explosions, car chases & blowing up a entire South-American place just to a take a dictator down because he misbehaved with a girl who was 50yrs younger than him. It looked like a 80's action film.




Jason Statham was good as he always is. Mickey Rourke was terrible. Jet li should have been used more.




The action sequences shown in the film were not original. The story was baseless.




Sly, i'hv to ask you one thing -- man, doesn't it hurt when u get tattooed?



P.S. go if you're a action fan.