movie review: Student of the year.

Cast: Alia Bhat, Sidharth Malhotra, Varun Dhawan.


Director: Karan Johar.

New comers. Young blood. Chest. Biceps. 6-pack abs. Money. Fame. Fast cars. Rich fat father. Son f rich father wants to be a rockstar. Poor boy. Wants to be rich, famous lyk the rich son's fat father. Rich boy and poor boy become enemies. Pretty girl, girlfriend f rich boy. Short skirts. Bitching. Reindeer games. Posh skool, best in the country. Gay principal. Student f the year trophey. Competition. Rich boy and poor boy become best friends. Pretty girl falls in love with poor boy. Rich boy and poor boy fight. Poor boy helps rich boy win the trophy. Skool ends. Pretty girl marries poor boy. Gay-Principal falls ill. Calls these fools. Rich boy is now a big singer. Poor boy is an investment banker. Chest, Biceps, 6-pack abs still present. Pretty girl hugs rockstar. Investment banker gets angry. Fight. Pretty girl watches. Fight ends. Rockstar and Investment banker hug each other. End of the movie.

P.S. - DO NOT WATCH.

P.P.S - Karan Johar, why dont u go jump in the lake?

movie review: Chakravyuh

Cast: Arjun Rampal, Abhay Deol, Om Puri, Esha Gupta.

Director: Prakash Jha

Tough storylyn. This movie is made on a very sensitive topic, the Naxals.

Rampal plays the cop who is posted in Nanded to finish off the Naxals. Esha plays his wife + associate cop. LOL, ryt.. I noe. Abhay Deol plays a stubborn friend then an estranged friend and then a back stabbing bastard. Om Puri plays a Naxal advisor. Manoj Bajpai plays the Naxal leader.

Rampal plants Deol in the Naxal gang as a rat. But, as Deol stays among 'em he realizes that there's more to Naxals that what meets the eye. He explains this Rampal and asks him to withdraw from Nanded. Rampal refuses to withdraw. Now, it's Rampal versus Deol. The cops & the Naxals go for a toss. Esha Gupta was not required, they could have managed without her. Bajpai's talent got wasted. Rampal looks tough as a cop. Deol is at his best.

P.S.  you could watch this one over a cheese-popcorn.

movie review: Vicky Donor.

Cast: Ayushmann Khurrana, Yami Gautam, Annu Kapoor.

Director: Shoojit Sircar

The movie starts with Ayushmann, Vicky Arora being a happy-go-lucky-guy, having an affair with his hot neighbour. Vicky's mother pestering him to earn money but not doing a job. Vicky goes to a bank one fine day to open an account where he encounters Yami, Ashima Roy for the first tym & immediately falls for her.

 Meanwhile, fertility expert Annu Kapoor, Dr. Chadda finds out that Vicky is a carrier of healthy sperms judging by the fact that his grandfather became a father the 19th tym at the age of 78. Dr. Chadda talks Vicky into donating his sperms for the needy. Vicky is reluctant in the beginning but agrees later.

On the other side, Vicky & Ashima get closer & eventually get married. Ashima finds out that Vicky was a sperm donor before & after they got married. She gets mad because Vicky hid this thing from her. She leaves him & stays with her father. Later, Dr.Chadda enlightens Ashima about the good work that Vicky has done by helping the needy couples get a child.

The twist in the story comes when they find out that Ashima cannot conceive ever. They later adopt a child which was born from Vicky's donated sperm to a couple who died in an accident later.

Ayushmann is awesome in the movie. Natural, I'd say. Annu Kapoor is excellent as always. Yami is very good looking. Ayushmann's neighbour is hot.

A tinge f Bengali made the movie even more spicier.

P.S.  A brilliantly made movie. Wonderful concept. Cheers to the writer. Must watch.

movie review: Last Night.

Cast: Keira Knightley, Sam Worthington, Eva Mendes

Director: Massy Tadjedin

This is a story of a married couple Keira & Sam.

Keira accuses her husband, Sam of being attracted to his co-worker, Eva. This happens a night before Sam has to go to Philadelphia with Eva on a business trip. In the morning Keira realizes her fault & writes a note to Sam saying that she might have over-reacted.

Sam leaves for Philadelphia. Meanwhile, Keira meets her ex-boyfriend, Guillaume from Paris in New-york. Keira & Guillaume spend the evening together & also the night. Meanwhile, in Philadelphia, Sam finds it very difficult to resist the temptation that Eva offers him.

In the end, Sam sleeps with Eva & Keira with Alex.


Sam guilty as hell leaves his business trip, returns to New-your, hugs Keira & tells her that he loves her.



P.S. do two wrongs make a right?

movie review: Players.

Cast: Abhishek Bachchan, Bipasha Basu, Neil Nitin Mukesh, Sonam Kapoor, Bobby Deol, Aftab Shivdasani, Sikhander Kher, Omi Vaidya, Johnny Lever, Vinod Khanna.


Director: Abbas Mustan



A copy of Italian Job. The difference is terrible acting, extra characters, 2.5hrs & a lil twist.



Abhishek walks around lyk a cool cat. Bipasha exposes cuz she does not know anything else. Sonam has always been stupid & hasn't changed this tym too. Neil was okay. Omi was irritating. Aftab does a blink-and-you-miss cameo. Bobby Deol.. who? Johnny Lever is no longer funny. Vinod Khanna should have retired. They say, it's always best to go out when you're on the top. Sikhander Kher, ah almost forgot.. yeah, he was there too.


Crowded, ryt?




P.S. While Italian Job was classic, Players is stupid.

movie review: Ek main aur ekk tu.

Cast: Imran Khan, Kareena Kapoor, Boman Irani, Ratna Pathak Shah, ram Kapoor.



Director: Shakun Batra



Stupid movie. "Perfectly average" - a new concept taught in the movie. You-would-not-expect kinda ending.






P.S. Google the concept. Let a friend tell u the ending but, but, but.. DO NOT watch.